Nesta is devastated. She has to wear braces. She thinks that no boy will ever look at her again without thinking of the killer shark in Jaws. And practicing a smile that doesn´t show her teeth isn´t helping. There´s only one option: to become a recluse. Lucy, Izzie, and T. J. try to help Nesta understand that her looks haven´t changed, but Nesta´s not convinced. Things change, however, when she meets Luke, who not only restores her confidence in her ability to attract boys, but also introduces her to a whole new side of her personality. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Nicky Talacko. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/boli/000404/bk_boli_000404_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
Insider advice on finding, attracting and dating fabulous women! In a sea of ´how to´ books and as many Internet guides as there are singletons, Pulling Power is like a lighthouse showing you the way! Sophie Regan is your spy in the camp, letting you in on girly secrets as she cuts to the chase with real-life examples, practical advice, and dating hints and tips to show you, not only HOW to get that girl, but how to do it with style! Women approach dating and relationships completely differently from men - and while ´Pulling Power: Pick Up Tips for Guys´ may not make you an expert on women, it CAN give you tips and tools to help you harness your mighty pulling power and date women you´ve only dreamed of meeting! Topics covered include: First impressions Taking the initiative Where to meet women How to attract women The best approach The importance of charm Pick-up lines that work Online dating 1. Language: English. Narrator: Caroline Lennon. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/crea/000013/bk_crea_000013_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
A fun and funny guide to dating from the New York Times bestselling authors of IT´S CALLED A BREAKUP BECAUSE IT´S BROKEN and HE´S JUST NOT THAT INTO YOU. ´´The book is jam-packed with straight-talking tips on how to bag your man, and quite frankly, we can´t put it down.´´ - The Sun Why does dating have to be so hard? It doesn´t! Stop trying to out-game the system and relax. IT´S JUST A F***ING DATE presents the tools, not the rules, for bringing back the art of the date. The ordeals of 21st century dating, from online dating and hooking up to pulling the plug when it isn´t working, will soon be easy to navigate. With tips to define what is and isn´t a date, how to get asked out, and setting your own dating standards, dating won´t seem old-fashioned, it will be fun. Bestselling authors Greg Behrendt and Amiira Ruotola return to the minefield of modern relationships with this revised and updated edition. Praise for HE´S JUST NOT THAT INTO YOU: ´´No ego-soothing platitudes. No pop psychology. No cute relationship tricks. He´s just not that into you.´´ - Washington Post ´´Brims with straight talk about the boy-meets-girl game, delivered with hefty doses of humor from the Y chromosome´s mouth.´´ - USA Today ´´A surprisingly fascinating addition to the cultural canon of single, urban life.´´ -Los Angeles Times ´´Evil genius.´´ - New York Times Praise for IT´S CALLED A BREAKUP BECAUSE IT´S BROKEN: ´´You will get through this, and you´ll do it faster with the help of ´´It´s Called a Breakup Because It´s Broken´´.´´ - Glamour ´´Behrendt´s frankness-never too harsh-is as winning as ever.´´ - Publishers Weekly ´´Insightful, been-there-have-the-scars-to-prove-it wisdom.´´ - New York Post
A fun and funny guide to dating from the New York Times best-selling authors of It´s Called a Breakup Because It´s Broken and He´s Just Not That Into You. Why does dating have to be so hard? It doesn’t! Stop trying to out-game the system and relax. It´s Just a Fucking Date presents the tools, not the rules, for bringing back the art of the date. The ordeals of 21st-century dating, from online dating and hooking up to pulling the plug when it isn’t working, will soon be easy to navigate. With tips to define what is and isn’t a date, how to get asked out, and setting your own dating standards, dating won’t seem old-fashioned, it will be fun. Best-selling authors Greg Behrendt and Amiira Ruotola return to the minefield of modern relationships with this revised and updated edition. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Amiira Ruotola, Greg Behrendt. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/adbl/014967/bk_adbl_014967_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
Now several years post-divorce, relationship expert and humorist Mark Miller has experienced more than 500 first dates. In 500 Dates, composed of 55 humor essays, Miller features the highlights and lowlights of those dates. Among the true dating tales and revelations you will find in this audiobook are: How Miller and his date learned the limitations of a man being too emotionally expressive. (´´Most guys consider revealing more about themselves emotionally and communicating on a deeper level nearly as enjoyable as falling face-first onto an ice pickor spending the rest of eternity listening to Celine Dion music.´´) Miller´s realization that sometimes men have to pay a heavy price for their dates´ previous relationship behavior. (´´At least six different times, God has matched me up with a woman who has had a long history of wild, impulsive, passionate, no-holds-barred sex. She invariably finds something lacking in that lifestyle and decides to make a change. Starting with the very next man she dates. Who is invariably me.´´) Miller´s misguided social experiment to separate dating from status by spending less than $20 on the date, purchasing everything at a 99 store, and what he learned, as a result, about his date and himself. (´´I realize now that on the journey of romance, thrift and creativity will take you only so far - for the rest of the trip, you´ll need MasterCard.´´) Revealed for the first time the inner workings of a man´s brain. (´´Cerebellum. Responsible for coordinating movement and maintaining balance. Used primarily when a man has had eight beers and is endeavoring to make his way to the bathroom without tripping over the dog and pulling the fish tank over on top of them.´´) How Miller took his date to his ex-wife´s holiday party only to find his date and his ex-wife bonding like high school girlfriends. And more. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Tom Parks. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/adbl/021074/bk_adbl_021074_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
Janey doesn´t really want to go on the blind date her friend arranged for her, but Mitch seems like a nice enough guy, and he takes her to an authentic British pub. Evidently, they know him there. She figures it out when he takes her to a booth, pulls off all her clothes, and proceeds to fuck her like she´s never been fucked before. Nobody in the pub seems surprised at all! It´s not just blind date sex, it´s sex in public, and before the night is through, Janey will have her first anal sex experience and discover what it means to be noticed. Warning: This audiobook contains very explicit descriptions of blind date sex in public. It includes rough sex, anal sex, oral sex, and forced semen swallowing. It is intended for mature readers who will not be offended by graphic depictions of sex acts between consenting adults. Here is a previewShe took his hand and stood with him and let him guide her into a room in the back. When they walked in, there were only a few other people in the room, which seemed dominated by a row of dart boards at the back. But it wasn´t the dart boards they headed for. Instead, he guided her to a booth along the far wall where he pushed her back against the table and began kissing her hard, thrusting his tongue into her mouth like a cock, pushing in over her tongue and exploring.The shock of his sudden move made Janey gasp and her mind couldn´t even formulate any response, but her body reacted instantly, warmth flowing from between her legs up her body all the way to her neck and cheeks. When he finally broke away, he lifted her onto the table and grabbed at her shirt, pulling it up over her head and tossing it to the floor behind him before returning to her and kissing her hard again.His hands quickly worked at her bra as he kissed her and soon it snapped free and her breasts fell, exposed for anyone to see. His mouth moved down and he pulled a nipple into his mouth for a hard suck before returning to her mouth. H 1. Language: English. Narrator: Sapphire Rose. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/008361/bk_acx0_008361_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
Jennifer McGaha never expected to own a goat named Merle. Or to be setting Merle up on dates and naming his doeling Merlene. She didn´t expect to be buying organic yogurt for her chickens. She never thought she would be pulling camouflage carpet off her ceiling or rescuing opossums from her barn and calling it ´´date night.´´ Most importantly, Jennifer never thought she would only have $4.57 in her bank account. When Jennifer discovered that she and her husband owed back taxes - a lot of back taxes - her world changed. Now desperate to save money, they foreclosed on their beloved suburban home and moved their family to a 100-year-old cabin in a North Carolina holler. Soon enough, Jennifer´s life began to more closely resemble the lives of her Appalachian ancestors than the life she experienced in her middle class upbringing. But what started as a last-ditch effort to settle debts became a journey that revealed both the joys and challenges of living close to the land. Told with bold wit, unflinching honesty, and a firm foot in the traditions of Appalachia, Flat Broke with Two Goats blends stories of homesteading with the journey of two people rediscovering the true meaning of home. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Pam Ward. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/tant/009183/bk_tant_009183_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
Get over my best friend´s brother. Remember that I´m over him. Prove I can date other people. It should be easy. It´s not.Setting up a dating website with the guy I´ve been in love with since I was five wasn´t my smartest idea. Especially since he´s my best friend´s brother - thankfully, she´s okay with the fact I´m pulling a Sandy, and I´m hopelessly devoted to him. Which is why it´s time to get over him. So I do something crazy and ask Dominic Austin to find me a date. He does - if I find him one, too. Since we own Stupid Cupid, it should be easy, right? And it is. My date is perfect. His date is perfect. Everything is perfect. Until he kisses me....Three dates. One kiss. And a big-ass mess....Contains mature themes. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Loretta Rawlins, Aiden Snow. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/tant/014021/bk_tant_014021_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.